Morning blog 7/23/23
The biggest problems are not Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, China, Ukraine, inflation or shortage of toilet paper.(Remember that? People loading up shopping baskets to overflowing with Charmin, Ultra soft, whatever.)
The biggest problems and necessarily in any order are: (1 ) Which memory pill to buy. All of a sudden we cannot remember what day it is, or which of my kids are the oldest, or what are their names, or on what street do I live? Hey, I am not making fun of Dementia or Alzheimer's disease. It is very sad and like me, you probably have someone close who is in the throes of this horrible situation. But give me a break. I do not believe your memory is going to revert back to age 11 when you could recall how many licks you got for pulling the cats tale. It's something very deep and troubling. I don't believe a pill is going to make like you are 14 again. (2) Red lights and speed bumps. Just like my morning friend Jim says:. "If they can get it right in Lumberton, why not here?" They actually took the speed bumps away from a few locations here in town. I dare not list them for fear they would put them back in. You could hernialize (word I made up) the lower half of your body if you hit them too fast. I know. They are suppose to slow you down. But those of us who DO are often run over by low IQ idiots driving super trucks. (3), Child proof ** actually SENIOR PROOF caps on medicine and packets of ketchup, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, syrup or any condiment awarded by either pharmacies or fast-food stops. If you
don't have a trusty pocketknife or ball point pen or sharp teeth you are screwed LITERALLY.
(4 plus 4 1/2.) Operators in Rangoon who can't pronounce cat, let alone you name, or what you called about. They just smile and keep thanking you. They should all be hung by their feet until they can speak MY language correctly. (1/2) How the hell can I take a test that lasts longer than the call to tell some blathering idiot how my experience with them today was???? I haven't even talked to someone and already they want a tome of info about how glorious they are. OKEDOKIE JOE. Your assignment is to fix those four ( and a half) things and then we will worry about Build Back Better!!!!